Salmon Pastas
Ingredients:
- 1 generous slug olive oil
- 3 large shallots finely chopped
(Feel free to have a good cry while you’re doing this — nobody will judge)
- 4 cloves of garlic finely chopped
- 1 bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc
(Why specifically “New Zealand” Sauvignon Blanc? Because I’m from New Zealand, it’s my recipe, and I say so. Also it’s generally excellent.)
- zest and juice of 2 lemons
- 1/2 cup heavy cream
- 2 cups grated Parmesan cheese
- 1 tablespoon of dill (fresh or freeze dried)
- 8 oz smoked salmon broken up into small pieces
- 12 oz green peas steamed
(I’m an unashamed enthusiast for the steam in the bag kind)
- 18 oz fresh fettuccine
(I tend to cut the pasta in half to make shorter strands, but this is not obligatory)
Question: Why is this recipe so big?
Due to a number of highly questionable life choices your humble correspondent has fathered a plethora of kids. This is their favorite dish, so I make a lot. Feel free to halve the recipe. I haven’t tested, but I’m pretty sure it would work just fine.
Question: What’s with the babytalkish name ?
See aforementioned life choices.
Instructions:
- Complete all the chopping, grating, zesting, juicing and breaking up before you even look at the stove (PPPPPP — Preparation and Planning Prevent Piss Poor Performance)
- Put a large pot of well salted water on the stove to boil (seriously, use a large pot, if you pasta sticks together you aren’t cooking it in enough water)
- In a large pan, heat a generous slug oil over medium-high heat then add shallots and saute until they are soft
- Reduce to medium heat and add the garlic and saute for a couple of minutes until garlic is cooked (do not burn the garlic — burnt garlic is not cool)
- Add the New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc and stir occasionally until liquid reduces by half
- Pour yourself a glass of the aforementioned New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc (Life is short, the bottle is already open, and if cooking isn’t fun you’re not doing it right)
- If you happen to be using the steam in the bag type peas it might be a good idea to chuck those in the microwave
- Once wine has reduced by half (in the pan, not your glass) stir in the lemon juice
- This is generally a good time to dump the fresh fettuccine in your hopefully boiling water
- Reduce heat and stir in the cream
- Add the Parmesan cheese a little at a time, stirring as you go
- Once you have a smooth sauce with all the cheese fully incorporated add the zest and dill
- If all is running to plan this will be the exact moment at which your pasta will be done — drain the pasta
- Pour sauce, smoked salmon and peas into the drained pasta and mix thoroughly until pasta is coated and salmon and peas are evenly distributed
- Bon appétit
“I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food” — Julia Child or W. C. Fields or somebody else